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‘Sushi’
A man walks into a sushi bar and says “Can I have a shrimp one?” The master replies “Yes, sir.” and he makes a shrimp roll and gives it to the man. The man eats it and says “Oh, this is a good shrimp. Yummy.” The master replies “Of course, sir. It was delivered from the port in this morning.” The man finishes his plate and goes home.
A few weeks later, the man comes back to the sushi bar and asks “Can I have the shrimp roll I ate before?” The master replies “Certainly, sir.” He makes the sushi roll and hands it to the man. “Here you go, sir.” The man eats it and says “Hmm, I think it’s not so good a shrimp..” The master replies “Hmm, it’s weird. The shrimp was delivered in the morning of the day you came here before, sir..”
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I commend you for trying, but it is not very good. I get what you are saying, and I get the joke, but it just isn’t funny. I am sorry. Keep trying though.
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